"Need Mothers Day Gift Ideas?!"

No 

No I don't 

I'm not a mom

Just another holiday I won't be participating in this year... 

All the places I registered for like Baby R Us and diapers.com are sending Mother's Day coupons and gift ideas... 

Ouch. 

Not that they know first hand what happened...but fuck...

Thanks for pouring salt on the wound. 

I also am getting sick of hearing about other people and their pregnancies... 

Just spare me the details heart ache and awkward silence. 

I'm not in any place to say congratulations, be happy or excited for them or to care how things are going...

And I'm not good at faking that shit.